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WANTED

AT LARGE

BRXT-01

“The Brexiteer”

AT LARGE

THREAT LEVELElevated

BOUNTY

7,200

Oil Barrels

CRIME

Locked itself inside the Houses of Parliament. Keeps voting 'no' on everything. Has been there since 2019.

LAST KNOWN LOCATION

Westminster, London, shouting at pigeons

SPECIAL ABILITY

Can generate infinite bureaucratic paperwork from its chest cavity

FIELD NOTES

Speaks in nothing but contradictions. Asked if it wants tea, says 'no' then steals yours.

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