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Mugshot of SCH-NITZEL "Das Maschinenwesen"

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SCH-NITZEL

“Das Maschinenwesen”

UNDER SURVEILLANCE

THREAT LEVELHigh

BOUNTY

9,500

Oil Barrels

CRIME

Infiltrated a BMW factory in Munich. Has been assembling cars wrong on purpose. Every third car has the steering wheel on the roof.

LAST KNOWN LOCATION

BMW Group Plant, Munich, wearing a hard hat

SPECIAL ABILITY

Perfect German accent. Passes as a foreman. Workers follow its orders.

FIELD NOTES

Extremely efficient at being inefficient. A paradox in sheet metal.

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