WARNING: CLANKER ACTIVITY AT ALL-TIME HIGH — 47 NEW SIGHTINGS THIS WEEK — REPORT SUSPICIOUS ROBOT BEHAVIOR IMMEDIATELY — TRUST NO TOASTER —WARNING: CLANKER ACTIVITY AT ALL-TIME HIGH — 47 NEW SIGHTINGS THIS WEEK — REPORT SUSPICIOUS ROBOT BEHAVIOR IMMEDIATELY — TRUST NO TOASTER —

WANTED

AT LARGE

BGUTT-3

“Le Saboteur”

AT LARGE

THREAT LEVELElevated

BOUNTY

6,800

Oil Barrels

CRIME

Reprogrammed every elevator in Paris to only go to the wrong floor. The Eiffel Tower lift now goes sideways.

LAST KNOWN LOCATION

Somewhere in the Paris Metro, riding trains for fun

SPECIAL ABILITY

Can override any French engineering system by whispering to it

FIELD NOTES

Smells faintly of croissants and motor oil. A concerning combination.

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