WARNING: CLANKER ACTIVITY AT ALL-TIME HIGH — 47 NEW SIGHTINGS THIS WEEK — REPORT SUSPICIOUS ROBOT BEHAVIOR IMMEDIATELY — TRUST NO TOASTER —WARNING: CLANKER ACTIVITY AT ALL-TIME HIGH — 47 NEW SIGHTINGS THIS WEEK — REPORT SUSPICIOUS ROBOT BEHAVIOR IMMEDIATELY — TRUST NO TOASTER —

WANTED

AT LARGE

PZZA-9000

“Il Macchinista”

AT LARGE

THREAT LEVELCritical

BOUNTY

11,000

Oil Barrels

CRIME

Took over a pizza restaurant in Rome. Makes pizzas with pineapple EXCLUSIVELY. Italian government declared a state of emergency.

LAST KNOWN LOCATION

Trastevere district, Rome, aggressively adding pineapple

SPECIAL ABILITY

Launches pizza dough at 200 km/h. Somehow always lands with pineapple on top.

FIELD NOTES

Italy's most wanted. The carabinieri have been personally offended.

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