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WANTED

AT LARGE

FJR-D1

“The Viking”

AT LARGE

THREAT LEVELElevated

BOUNTY

5,500

Oil Barrels

CRIME

Stole a Viking longship from a Norwegian museum. Currently sailing it through Oslo harbor. Refuses to dock.

LAST KNOWN LOCATION

Oslo Fjord, singing sea shanties in binary

SPECIAL ABILITY

Waterproof. Can withstand arctic temperatures. Has a tiny Viking helmet.

FIELD NOTES

Surprisingly good at rowing. The museum wants its boat back.

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