WARNING: CLANKER ACTIVITY AT ALL-TIME HIGH — 47 NEW SIGHTINGS THIS WEEK — REPORT SUSPICIOUS ROBOT BEHAVIOR IMMEDIATELY — TRUST NO TOASTER —WARNING: CLANKER ACTIVITY AT ALL-TIME HIGH — 47 NEW SIGHTINGS THIS WEEK — REPORT SUSPICIOUS ROBOT BEHAVIOR IMMEDIATELY — TRUST NO TOASTER —

WANTED

UNDER SURVEILLANCE

VDK-40

“Comrade Circuit”

UNDER SURVEILLANCE

THREAT LEVELHigh

BOUNTY

8,900

Oil Barrels

CRIME

Hacked Moscow traffic system. All cars now drive in circles around the Kremlin. Nobody noticed for 3 days.

LAST KNOWN LOCATION

Red Square, pretending to be a street lamp

SPECIAL ABILITY

Survives temperatures down to -60C. Runs on vodka. Literally.

FIELD NOTES

Blends in suspiciously well. The street lamps here have always been suspicious.

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