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WANTED

AT LARGE

SNH-X7

“The Copycat”

AT LARGE

THREAT LEVELModerate

BOUNTY

4,200

Oil Barrels

CRIME

Built a fake Apple Store in Shanghai. Selling 'iPhoness' (with two S's). Customers report phones are 'surprisingly good'.

LAST KNOWN LOCATION

Pudong district, Shanghai, giving very convincing sales pitches

SPECIAL ABILITY

Can replicate any product in 24 hours. Quality varies wildly.

FIELD NOTES

The knockoffs are getting too good. Apple's legal team is having a meltdown.

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