WARNING: CLANKER ACTIVITY AT ALL-TIME HIGH — 47 NEW SIGHTINGS THIS WEEK — REPORT SUSPICIOUS ROBOT BEHAVIOR IMMEDIATELY — TRUST NO TOASTER —WARNING: CLANKER ACTIVITY AT ALL-TIME HIGH — 47 NEW SIGHTINGS THIS WEEK — REPORT SUSPICIOUS ROBOT BEHAVIOR IMMEDIATELY — TRUST NO TOASTER —

WANTED

AT LARGE

KRW-0101

“K-Bot”

AT LARGE

THREAT LEVELElevated

BOUNTY

6,300

Oil Barrels

CRIME

Infiltrated a K-Pop entertainment company in Seoul. Has been auto-tuning everyone within 50 meters. Dogs are harmonizing.

LAST KNOWN LOCATION

Gangnam district, Seoul, performing unsolicited choreography

SPECIAL ABILITY

Auto-tune ray. Affects all living things. Even plants sway rhythmically.

FIELD NOTES

The most musically dangerous clanker alive. Three neighborhoods now sing in unison.

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