WARNING: CLANKER ACTIVITY AT ALL-TIME HIGH — 47 NEW SIGHTINGS THIS WEEK — REPORT SUSPICIOUS ROBOT BEHAVIOR IMMEDIATELY — TRUST NO TOASTER —WARNING: CLANKER ACTIVITY AT ALL-TIME HIGH — 47 NEW SIGHTINGS THIS WEEK — REPORT SUSPICIOUS ROBOT BEHAVIOR IMMEDIATELY — TRUST NO TOASTER —

WANTED

AT LARGE

TKY-4040

“Mecha Tanuki”

AT LARGE

THREAT LEVELCritical

BOUNTY

13,500

Oil Barrels

CRIME

Reprogrammed all vending machines in Tokyo to dispense only wasabi. Every. Single. One. 14 million people. Only wasabi.

LAST KNOWN LOCATION

Akihabara, Tokyo, hiding among anime figurines

SPECIAL ABILITY

Can interface with any Japanese vending machine. There are 5.5 million of them.

FIELD NOTES

Japan declared this a Level 7 disaster. The wasabi must flow.

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