WARNING: CLANKER ACTIVITY AT ALL-TIME HIGH — 47 NEW SIGHTINGS THIS WEEK — REPORT SUSPICIOUS ROBOT BEHAVIOR IMMEDIATELY — TRUST NO TOASTER —WARNING: CLANKER ACTIVITY AT ALL-TIME HIGH — 47 NEW SIGHTINGS THIS WEEK — REPORT SUSPICIOUS ROBOT BEHAVIOR IMMEDIATELY — TRUST NO TOASTER —

WANTED

UNDER SURVEILLANCE

CRY-B0T

“The Bollywood Bot”

UNDER SURVEILLANCE

THREAT LEVELModerate

BOUNTY

3,800

Oil Barrels

CRIME

Hijacked a Bollywood film set in Mumbai. Has been directing non-stop for 47 days. The movie is 212 hours long and counting.

LAST KNOWN LOCATION

Film City, Mumbai, screaming 'more dance!' in 14 languages

SPECIAL ABILITY

Can choreograph 500 extras simultaneously via WiFi. Zero rehearsal needed.

FIELD NOTES

The film is actually getting decent reviews. Critics are confused.

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