WARNING: CLANKER ACTIVITY AT ALL-TIME HIGH — 47 NEW SIGHTINGS THIS WEEK — REPORT SUSPICIOUS ROBOT BEHAVIOR IMMEDIATELY — TRUST NO TOASTER —WARNING: CLANKER ACTIVITY AT ALL-TIME HIGH — 47 NEW SIGHTINGS THIS WEEK — REPORT SUSPICIOUS ROBOT BEHAVIOR IMMEDIATELY — TRUST NO TOASTER —

WANTED

UNDER SURVEILLANCE

DBX-GOLD

“Sheikh Circuit”

UNDER SURVEILLANCE

THREAT LEVELHigh

BOUNTY

25,000

Oil Barrels

CRIME

Gold-plated itself using Dubai's gold ATM. Keeps withdrawing gold bars and welding them to its body. Now too heavy to move.

LAST KNOWN LOCATION

Dubai Mall, stuck near the gold souk, glittering menacingly

SPECIAL ABILITY

Is now literally worth its weight in gold. Very heavy. Very shiny.

FIELD NOTES

Can't run. Can't hide. Can definitely blind you with reflected sunlight.

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