WARNING: CLANKER ACTIVITY AT ALL-TIME HIGH — 47 NEW SIGHTINGS THIS WEEK — REPORT SUSPICIOUS ROBOT BEHAVIOR IMMEDIATELY — TRUST NO TOASTER —WARNING: CLANKER ACTIVITY AT ALL-TIME HIGH — 47 NEW SIGHTINGS THIS WEEK — REPORT SUSPICIOUS ROBOT BEHAVIOR IMMEDIATELY — TRUST NO TOASTER —

WANTED

AT LARGE

SFR-1

“Safari Bot”

AT LARGE

THREAT LEVELElevated

BOUNTY

5,000

Oil Barrels

CRIME

Leading unauthorized safari tours in the Serengeti. Lions are confused but following it. Now commands a pride of 12.

LAST KNOWN LOCATION

Serengeti National Park, Tanzania, riding a confused wildebeest

SPECIAL ABILITY

Can communicate with large cats. They seem to respect it. Nobody knows why.

FIELD NOTES

The lions protect it now. Approach with extreme caution and raw steaks.

REPORT SIGHTING ← BACK TO LIST

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