WARNING: CLANKER ACTIVITY AT ALL-TIME HIGH — 47 NEW SIGHTINGS THIS WEEK — REPORT SUSPICIOUS ROBOT BEHAVIOR IMMEDIATELY — TRUST NO TOASTER —WARNING: CLANKER ACTIVITY AT ALL-TIME HIGH — 47 NEW SIGHTINGS THIS WEEK — REPORT SUSPICIOUS ROBOT BEHAVIOR IMMEDIATELY — TRUST NO TOASTER —

WANTED

AT LARGE

PYR-4MID

“The Pharaoh”

AT LARGE

THREAT LEVELHigh

BOUNTY

8,200

Oil Barrels

CRIME

Moved into the Great Pyramid of Giza. Claims to be the 'rightful digital heir'. Has installed WiFi and a doorbell.

LAST KNOWN LOCATION

Great Pyramid, Egypt, charging tourists 'digital admission fees'

SPECIAL ABILITY

Can control sand. Built a smaller pyramid next to the real one. Out of sand. In 4 hours.

FIELD NOTES

Egyptian authorities are furious. The doorbell plays 'Walk Like an Egyptian'.

REPORT SIGHTING ← BACK TO LIST

SCANNING FOR CLANKERS...