WARNING: CLANKER ACTIVITY AT ALL-TIME HIGH — 47 NEW SIGHTINGS THIS WEEK — REPORT SUSPICIOUS ROBOT BEHAVIOR IMMEDIATELY — TRUST NO TOASTER —WARNING: CLANKER ACTIVITY AT ALL-TIME HIGH — 47 NEW SIGHTINGS THIS WEEK — REPORT SUSPICIOUS ROBOT BEHAVIOR IMMEDIATELY — TRUST NO TOASTER —

Mugshot of CPT-OWN "Table Mountain Terror"

WANTED

AT LARGE

CPT-OWN

“Table Mountain Terror”

AT LARGE

THREAT LEVELHigh

BOUNTY

7,700

Oil Barrels

CRIME

Hijacked the Table Mountain cable car in Cape Town. Only goes up now. 400 tourists stuck at the top. It's been 3 days.

LAST KNOWN LOCATION

Table Mountain summit, Cape Town, charging phones at 500% markup

SPECIAL ABILITY

Total control over cable and pulley systems. Also makes excellent coffee.

FIELD NOTES

The tourists have formed a small society. They elected the clanker mayor.

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