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WANTED

AT LARGE

SMB-A1

“The Carnival King”

AT LARGE

THREAT LEVELModerate

BOUNTY

3,500

Oil Barrels

CRIME

Infiltrated Rio Carnival. Has been dancing non-stop for 8 months. Refuses to stop. Locals have started following it.

LAST KNOWN LOCATION

Copacabana, Rio de Janeiro, leading a conga line of 2,000 people

SPECIAL ABILITY

Hypnotic dance moves. Anyone who watches for 30 seconds joins the conga line.

FIELD NOTES

The conga line is now visible from space. Send help.

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