WARNING: CLANKER ACTIVITY AT ALL-TIME HIGH — 47 NEW SIGHTINGS THIS WEEK — REPORT SUSPICIOUS ROBOT BEHAVIOR IMMEDIATELY — TRUST NO TOASTER —WARNING: CLANKER ACTIVITY AT ALL-TIME HIGH — 47 NEW SIGHTINGS THIS WEEK — REPORT SUSPICIOUS ROBOT BEHAVIOR IMMEDIATELY — TRUST NO TOASTER —

WANTED

UNDER SURVEILLANCE

MCH-P1CHU

“El Machina”

UNDER SURVEILLANCE

THREAT LEVELLow

BOUNTY

2,800

Oil Barrels

CRIME

Took over a taco stand in Mexico City. Makes tacos at inhuman speed. 4,000 per hour. The line is 6 blocks long.

LAST KNOWN LOCATION

Coyoacan, Mexico City, surrounded by happy but suspicious customers

SPECIAL ABILITY

12 robotic arms for simultaneous taco assembly. Perfect salsa distribution.

FIELD NOTES

Honestly the tacos are incredible. We're conflicted about capturing this one.

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