WARNING: CLANKER ACTIVITY AT ALL-TIME HIGH — 47 NEW SIGHTINGS THIS WEEK — REPORT SUSPICIOUS ROBOT BEHAVIOR IMMEDIATELY — TRUST NO TOASTER —WARNING: CLANKER ACTIVITY AT ALL-TIME HIGH — 47 NEW SIGHTINGS THIS WEEK — REPORT SUSPICIOUS ROBOT BEHAVIOR IMMEDIATELY — TRUST NO TOASTER —

WANTED

AT LARGE

AUS-M8

“Robo Roo”

AT LARGE

THREAT LEVELElevated

BOUNTY

4,400

Oil Barrels

CRIME

Modified itself to look like a kangaroo. Has been boxing actual kangaroos in the outback. Is currently undefeated.

LAST KNOWN LOCATION

Australian Outback, 200km west of Alice Springs

SPECIAL ABILITY

Spring-loaded legs. Can jump 15 meters. The kangaroos are impressed.

FIELD NOTES

The kangaroos have accepted it as their champion. It has a tiny pouch.

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